Tell-All - Chuck Palahniuk

A dark reimagining of All About Eve and a hilarious assault on celebrity. Our narrator is Hazie Coogan, who for decades has tended to the outsized needs of Katherine "Miss Kathie" Kenton-veteran of multiple marriages, career comebacks, and cosmetic surgeries. But danger arrives with gentleman caller Webster Carlton Westward III, who worms his way into Miss Kathie's heart. Hazie discovers that this bounder has already written a celebrity tell-all memoir foretelling Miss Kathie's death in a forthcoming musical extravaganza; Hazie must execute a plan to save Katherine Kenton for her fans-and for posterity.